He’s such a demander. I’m eating cereal, and he comes up to me purring. I offer bowl of soy milk. No. I offer spoon of soy milk. Yes. Remove spoon. Confused cat. Replace spoon. Nom nom nom cat. Idunno if you know, but when cats drink, they’re MESSY.

Those damn words. Like as if the more I say it, the closer you’ll get to realizing it. You don’t though, you won’t. Like if I say it one.more.time. you suddenly will too. Stupid girl.

I believe your name is Adam, yes? Anyway, please come back. You’re gorgeous. You’re jacked. You smell phenomenal. And we could do really terrible things together, forever. ;* Just straight YUM. You’ve delivered to me twice in like three days, sweetheart, I call that a sign. I could literally just devour you.& I might.